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Everyone who starts a blog feels a great sense of pride when someone links to them or mentions their site in any way.  They are tiny victories and for me, they are the fuel that keeps me writing each and every week.

Today, The Athletic Nerd was mentioned in Total Film’s weekly newsletter as a cool film blog to visit.  I’m also a part of their extensive ‘600 Movie Blogs You Might Have Missed.’

If you haven’t seen Total Film’s website or the extremely popular magazine be sure to check them out here.

Thanks to Total Film for the mention and to @WatchALotMovies for the heads up.

Dark Shadows Cursed My Wallet

QUICK COME HERE, NO OVER HERE, NOW BACK HERE, THEN HERE, NOW HERE…

Let’s get the obvious out of the way…  I did not care for Dark Shadows.  It’s unfortunate because I was really hoping it would end up being a fun little vampire tale.  The latest Tim Burton/Johnny Depp collaboration is a complete mess.  It seemed like they examined the story arcs of the TV series and crammed every single one of them into a movie that suffers from ADD.

XTRA | A Conversation With Tim Burton

The opening was fantastic, it set up Depp’s Barnabas well.  But then we spend 30 minutes with a governess charged with the care of a supposedly looney child.  But then we completely forget about that for an hour because Barnabas returns and decides to fix the family fishing business.  He’s a vampire by the way…

Dark Shadows Cursed My Wallet | Dark Shadows 2012 Review

Somewhere in there they shimmy in a thieving father who is on screen for 5 minutes, a blow job, Alice Cooper, a werewolf and a bunch of ghosts.  Then right in the middle of the movie, our vampire hero decides to have sex with the witch who cursed him only to leave her again.  (Did he learn nothing?)

At one point the police show up hunting the vampire responsible for some pretty gruesome murders.  Suddenly they realize what he is, witness him fight a witch…  And then leave like nothing happened.

What else…

Oh the important love story.  Vicky, the governess, happens to fall madly in love with Barnabas.  Something he wished for.  This was just as rushed as all the other story lines they tried to cram into the film.  I understand that it’s a long running soap opera but they clearly tried to set up a sequel.  Wouldn’t it be easier to leave a couple things for that?

PS: That’s my ghost mom and she is a ghost more powerful than the witch.

PS: I’m a werewolf, deal with it.

…  If you’ve made it this far in my review, I hope you realized I structured it like the film on purpose.  It’s basically a small paragraph for each important plot point and you really don’t get a chance to develop anything.

1225 episodes doesn’t fit into 113 minutes.

Dark Shadows Review Tim Burton

NOTE: Having not seen a single episode, I’m willing to concede that there may be things I’m missing.

Allow me to illustrate my point.

I have never seen an episode of Star Trek either.  I was never really a fan but I’m sure it’s a great show.  I haven’t seen any of the films either.  So when I walked into J.J Abrams’ reboot a few years ago, I had the same expectations as Dark Shadows.  Show me the world, introduce me to the people and entertain.

Star Trek was an awesome introduction to the Enterprise and it’s crew.

Dark Shadows was not because toomanythingshappenedinrandomorderandsomefeltoutofplacebutatleast…

TimBurtongottoputdarkeyeshadowonjohnnydeppandmakeanotherdarktalewithvariousshadesofgrey.

I feel the following Family Guy video illustrates my point:

Don’t get me wrong, I think Tim Burton is a fine filmmaker.  But Dark Shadows made me sad.  Looks like I have my first nominee for 2012′s Bottom 3.

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Dark Shadows Cursed My Wallet | Dark Shadows 2012 Review

Dark Shadows Cursed My Wallet | Dark Shadows 2012 Review

What If Steve Jobs Was A Screenwriter? | Steve Jobs Book Review

REVEW: STEVE JOBS BY WALTER ISAACSON

“My passion has been to build an enduring company where people were motivated to make great products.  Everything else was secondary.  Sure, it was great to make a profit, because that was what allowed you to make great products.  But the products, not the profits, were the motivation…

‘Give the customers what they want.’ But that’s not my approach.  Our job is to figure out what they’re going to want before they do.” (Steve Jobs p567)

I’m an Apple fan.  For years I resisted because I felt Windows based PCs offered more of what I was looking for.  Of course, my theory was proven wrong the day I got my iMac with Final Cut Pro.  Since that day, the Apple brand has been a vital part of my creative life.

The combination of my iMac, iPhone and iPad keeps me connected to whatever project I’m working on at all times.  I write screenplays, I write blogs, I create graphics, I edit movies.  I create…  I create every day thanks to the creativity of Steve Jobs and the talented designers and engineers at Apple.

XTRA | Why the iPad 2 is the center of my creative universe.

Creative people are fueled by the creativity of others.  This is especially true when it comes to the marriage of creativity and technology.  Steve Jobs believed this to be a fundamental component of innovation.

“What drove me?  I think most creative people want to express appreciation for being able to take advantage of the work that’s been done by others before us.” (Steve Jobs p570)

When I opened the cover of Steve Jobs b Walter Isaacson, I was excited to find out more behind the iCEO himself.  When Steve Jobs passed away, the world lost a true visionary and his story fascinated me.  The book itself is absolutely incredible as it describes each and every triumph and defeat Jobs experienced.

But something interesting happened as I turned the pages…  I started relating Steve’s passion and innovation to the world of screenwriting.  Once that happened, I couldn’t put the book down.

What If Steve Jobs Was A Screenwriter? | Steve Jobs Book Review Walter isaacson

Inspiration.  Motivation. Innovation.  Creativity.  Passion.  Dedication.  Commitment.  Sound familiar?

These are the common themes throughout the book but they are also present in the hearts of creative people around the world every day.  In this way, Steve Jobs’ story goes beyond the story of a man who changed the world.  It’s about the very essence of creativity and the quest for perfection.

In my own life, I associate these themes with Screenwriting.

“We try to use the talents we do have to express our deep feelings.” (Steve Jobs p570)

If Steve Jobs was a screenwriter, he would have scrutinized every word.  Every character would be constantly tested.  Each and every description would be reworked until the image was perfected in the reader’s minds.  Steve would have paid extra close attention to the amount of white space he used.  He would have agonized over names and locations.  He would have poured his heart into every scene.  Every moment.

If Steve Jobs was a screenwriter, he would have been tireless and relentless on his quests to get his scripts produced.  If a script wasn’t successful, he would have been angry at first but then he would break it down and find ways to make it better.  He would analyze every single detail and demand better of himself.  Steve Jobs would have believed in his vision.  He wouldn’t have quit until he succeeded.  The story had to come first.

If Steve Jobs was a screenwriter he would have been passionate.  He would have been dedicated, innovative and precise.  Most of all, he would have cared immensely about the audience and how his screenplays would make them feel.

It’s an inspiring thing to read about somebody who cared so deeply about his craft.   Even better, he surrounded himself with remarkable and talented individuals.  People who made him better.  Take Jony Ive for example.  This is a designer responsible for many of Apple’s defining innovations and a visionary in his own right.

“Simplicity isn’t just a visual style.  It’s not just minimalism or the absence of clutter.  It involves digging through the depth of the complexity.  To be truly simple, you have to go really deep.” (Jony Ive p343)

It’s an interesting quote when you apply it to screenplays.  Especially during the rewrite process.  People like Jony Ive were crucial components in the execution of Steve’s ambition.  Of course, film is also a collaborative medium and while crafting a screenplay is a solo effort, a script destined for bigger things.  Steve Jobs would have not only understood this.  He would have embraced it.

Beyond anything else, Steve was never satisfied.  If he created a product that changed the world he set out to create something better or entirely new.  To me, that’s the most exciting aspect of screenwriting.  Every time you begin a new story it’s a new adventure.  A new world.  A new you.

“If you want to live your life in a  creative way, as an artist, you have to not look back too much.  You have to be willing to take whatever you’ve done and whoever you were and throw them away.” (Steve Jobs p190)

Each new story represents an evolution of your creativity.  A chance to really say something.  It’s a freedom that screenwriters crave.  It’s an addiction that takes a hold of you.

STEVE JOBS WOULD HAVE CALLED IT MAGIC

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Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

The Avengers has been released and set the bar extremely high for the rest of the summer blockbusters.  Having said that, the other 2 major contenders made their presence known in a big way last week.

First, Christopher Nolan released a haunting and awesome third trailer for The Dark Knight Rises.  A day later we got to see another fantastic trailer for the surprising Spider-Man reboot.  Like many, I was skeptical that a reboot this soon might be a mess but I’ve adored every trailer thus far.

Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

I love the look of Marc Webb’s film.  The blues and the way the city looks while Spider-Man is out doing his thing.  And I completely buy Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker.  This trailer also put to rest the only real doubt I had.  Will The Lizard be cool?  One shot in particular convinced me but there are plenty of moments that suggest epic one on one battles in the new trailer.

I don’t think this new Webslinger will slay The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises but it has the potential to hang with the big boys this summer.  Let’s take a look at the top 5 moments from this amazing trailer:

5. Captain Sarcasm Returns

Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

The one thing that Tobey Maguire was lacking was Spider-Man’s trademark sarcasm and humor.  The first Spider-Man trilogy was more on the campy side of the line but this is more like the comics and cartoons.  Hopefully they don’t over do it.

4. The POV Shots

Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

After the first teaser was released, it was clear the director wanted the audience to experience what it would be like to be Spider-Man.  This film appears to be packed with POV shots.  I’m interested to see how they cut these shots into action sequences seamlessly.

3. Spider-Man vs The Lizard

Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

These two battle it out everywhere in this trailer.  Inside buildings, above them, in sewers and probably more.  Their is a welcome intensity to these scenes and the screenshot above is a perfect example of that.  It’s a little terrifying to watch the Lizard match Spidey’s agility like that.

2. The Lizard Wreaks Havoc

Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

Bring it on.  This is the single shot that sold me on the chosen villain for the film.  Here is an insane monster in the middle of the street unleashing who knows what.  I’m in.  It’s still a little odd that his face is so flat but I’ll reserve final judgment when I see him in action.

1. Spider-Man Is Back

Top 5 Moments From The Amazing Spider Man Trailer 3 | Preview

This shot is a love letter to Spider-Man fans around the world.  The franchise is in good hands.  It looks like we are in for a different Spider-Man experience but I’m starting to think it might be better.  I’m not there yet but the simple fact that the possibility exists is exciting.

Weekly Game of Thrones Review | The Athletic Nerd

SEASON 2 EPISODE 6
“THE OLD GODS AND THE NEW”

This episode was up and down for me but it did come with one unforgettable moment we’ve all been thinking about since day 1.  Someone threw a big chunk of crap in King Joffrey’s face.  As if that wasn’t enough, Tyrion finally (and literally) tried to knock some sense into his nephew.

“We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know that we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot.”

So this week’s moment goes to Tyrion once again.  It’s mind boggling that Joffrey is this clueless proclaiming that an entire mob be put to death while they are rising up against him.  It’s sad that Tyrion will never get through to him now that he’s caused a war and everyone hates him.  It’ll be interesting to see what Joffrey does now that people have begun to revolt.  It’ll ALSO be interesting to see what he does to Tyrion for slapping him.

I’m so happy we still have over half a season left.

The Old Gods And The New

As I mentioned above, the rest of the episode was hit or miss for me.  The events in Winterfell were certainly compelling especially with that brutal beheading at the hands of newly evil Theon.  Robb Stark’s reaction to the news was awesome.  We really don’t get enough Robb though it’s nice that his mother returned and he is finally up to speed on everything.

Arya is still trying to keep her identity safe though it would appear her anonymity will be short lived.  She has now wasted a ‘name’ to protect herself but WHY hasn’t she ordered one of those fancy darts to strike the neck of Tywin?  Problem solved right?

Jon Snow and Daenerys’ story lines felt like stall tactics in this episode.  Jon volunteered to join the men and then couldn’t kill the Wildling girl…  The fact that she knew his name was interesting but I’d like to know where it’s going.  Is the North going to invade Westeros at some point?  What will they find now that they are beyond the wall? (Maybe I should read the books)

As for Daenerys, she is still clinging to hope that someone will hand her an army and now she doesn’t even have her dragons.  At some point, this girl needs to show the Qarth folk who is boss.  We are all rooting for her at this point but no one listens to her.  She needs to do some convincing next episode.

Game Of Thrones Moment: The Old Gods And The New | Season 2 Episode 6 Review

Catch up on previous episodes:

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