Movie henchmen are usually meant to crumble under the weight of the heroes they oppose.

Some of these henchmen can steal the show with humor or superior fighting skills.  (Sometimes both)

Take Tatsu from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for example.

Not every henchman delivers though.  Some are annoying while others have zero excuse to exist at all.

Today, I’d like to honor the all time worst movie henchman:

Jarko Grimwood

Don’t recognize the name?  Jarko is the idiot played by Triple H in Blade: Trinity.  What a useless and terribly written character.

Eliminate him from the movie…  Erase all memory of him…

Are you missing anything besides a cameo from a popular wrestler?

I happen to love the Blade franchise but the third movie felt so rushed and forced.  It was disappointing.  The first two were pretty solid action flicks and I had high hopes for the third.

Thanks to henchmen like Triple H, it fell flat.

The vampire dog was cool I suppose.

PS: I didn’t know Triple H’s real name was Paul.  I thought it was Hunter.  Shows what I know.