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All Time Best: Movie Argument | You Can't Handle The Truth

COULD THIS BE THE BEST MOVIE ARGUMENT OF ALL TIME?

Best movie arguments…  I thought about it for a while and came up with my favorite and it’s no surprise it also happens to be one of my favorite movies as well.  A Few Good Men.

All Time Best: Movie Argument | You Can't Handle The Truth A Few Good Men

Cruise vs Nicholson

Watching Lieutenant Daniel Kaffee ‘thunder away’ at Colonel Nathan Jessup was by far the best on screen arguments I’ve ever seen.  It’s certainly among the top from a screenwriting perspective and how can you not find the phenomenal performances compelling.  Every second of A Few Good Men leads to this epic confrontation and it delivers.

Kaffee vs Jessup.  The all time best movie argument…

“Are we clear!”

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How To Survive The Boo Box

January 14th, 2012 | Posted by jasonmckinnon in Movies - (1 Comments)

How To Escape From The Boo Box | Hook 1991

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER LOST SLEEP BECAUSE OF HORRIFYING SCORPION FILLED CHESTS.

I often think about The Boo Box from Steven Spielberg’s Hook.  It’s been haunting me for decades now.  So let’s talk about it…

XTRA | Rainy Sunday: Hook

First of all, what kind of an idiot admits to doubting his Captain that quickly! Especially when your Captain is Hook!  You have to lie if you doubt your captain.  Honesty means nothing to the steel handed stingray.  Also, why bother showing your face on that ship in the first place? You know he’s going to find out by asking you a simple question.  People who get the Boo Box sentence make me sad…

So here are some tips on how to survive The Boo Box.

  1. Don’t doubt your Captain!
  2. Once in the boo box, calm down and locate the scorpions. Try not to make too many sudden movements. However, it’s important to keep yelling slightly so they don’t think you’ve read this post and have a foolproof survival method.
  3. Once you’ve located the scorpions KILL THEM! They are just scorpions! Work quickly because you only have a limited amount of time before people get suspicious.
  4. Once they are dead, kick the screaming into high gear. You should be in pain. Really sell it.
  5. Make sure to pinch yourself really hard so there are bite marks.
  6. Once they open the box you’re on your own.  These tips only help you escape death by scorpions. Which is why #7 is the most important tip…
  7. Don’t doubt your Captain!

This poor pirate didn’t have a chance but he didn’t even put up a fight.  He just broke down and cried.  It’s unfortunate…  I’m still terrified of the boo box.

…  Do you think The Boo Box is meant to kill someone or simply punish them?

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The Athletic Nerd's 2011 Movie Reviews

2011 started strong.  I was averaging a movie review per week but sadly it did not last.  I’m pretty disappointed in my film intake over the last 5-6 months.  I’ve only seen a few new releases since September but that streak won’t last either.  Another year is upon us with tons of sweet looking flicks on the horizon.

Before I dive into another year of reviews on this blog, I wanted to rank the reviews I wrote last year.  These rankings don’t necessarily reflect the quality of the movies but rather the thoughts the movies inspired.  I write about the movie experience and what I felt sitting in the theater.

Next year, it is my goal to raise the bar with my reviews.  I can’t wait to get started.

29. The Striking Truth & The Rise Of The UFC

28. Thankfully, I Saw The Green Hornet For Free

27. Cheesy Fries & The King’s Speech

26. Black Swan Flew Over My Head

25. Is Green Lantern Really That Bad?

24. Fast Five Is Rock Solid

23. John Krasinski Steals Something Borrowed

22. Was Captain America Overshadowed By The Avengers?

21. The Road To The Avengers: Getting To Know Thor

20. It Doesn’t Get More Depressing Than Melancholia

19. Battle: Los Angeles Is What It Is…

18. Why Buried Delivered On It’s Haunting Premise

17. 127 Hours… 70 Days Later

16. Bridesmaids & The Hangover

15. Go Back In Time & Watch Source Code Again

14. Insidious Demons Are Scary

13. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Lights A Fuse

12. Rango, Clint Eastwood & The Other Side

11. I Fell For Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

10. The People vs George Lucas vs Me

9. Thinking About The Sunset Limited

8. Transformers Dark Of The Moon?  Apology Accepted Michael Bay

7. Harry Potter 7.2 & The Incredible Battle For Hogwarts

6. Is First Class The X-Men’s Finest Hour?

5. Imagination & Sucker Punch Explained

4. Kevin Smith, Red State & This Indie Filmmaker

3. Paranormal Activity 3, Teddy Ruxpin & The Theater Experience

2. Super 8 Unspoiled

1. Why HUGO To The Movies

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Movie Blogging: Tiny Victories

September 28th, 2011 | Posted by jasonmckinnon in Design | Movies | Technology | Web - (0 Comments)

Movie Blogging: Tiny Victories

Nobody told me how much work goes into building up a blog.  Like many beginners, I figured writing everyday would be enough but that’s not true at all.  Creating a successful website involves constant research, promotion, social networking, web design, plugins, pages, posts, advertising and more…

Behind the scenes, you have to get to know terms like Analytics, Adsense & Affiliate Marketing.  There really is a lot to do on a daily basis if you want your blog to grow…  And honestly, my blog isn’t that big yet.  Even after two years, I still feel like a rookie with a lot to learn and even more to prove.  Especially to myself.

Yet every so often, there are tiny victories that make me smile.  Victories like being mentioned on Final Draft’s website or being mentioned on /Film.  The latest tiny victory occurred when I saw an advertisement for a movie I plan to see on my site.  Google’s Adsense program has matched my site with many film AD’s before but the Warrior advertisement below was nice to see.

It’s a lot better than generic ADs that don’t really involve movies or writing.

Advertising on a blog is a tricky thing when you are first starting out.  I didn’t even have advertising until my second year because I didn’t feel like my traffic was high enough.  I just focused on building graphics on my own that promoted certain features of my blog.

Someday soon, I’ll start pursuing advertising a little more but I’m okay taking things slowly.  I don’t want to become a site that’s full of ads.  To me, the content suffers because there are too many distractions.

It’s a complex line to flirt with but I’m confident that I’ll keep learning.  I have to.  This blog has to keep evolving and improving and that’s exactly why tiny victories count.

Incidentally, if you’re interested in learning more about advertising on The Athletic Nerd email me at jason@17west.ca.

Movie ads on a movie blog

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Introducing: THE POST!

September 23rd, 2011 | Posted by jasonmckinnon in The Post - (0 Comments)

The best movies, screenwriting & independent film content on the web

NEW FEATURE ARRIVES!

The Post is a brand new and exciting addition to The Athletic Nerd’s stable of regular features.  In a world full of amazing content, there are countless opportunities to share.  Until now, my preferred method of sharing has been the Tweet button.  That spreads the word but it doesn’t give me a chance to go in depth on the content that inspires me.

The Post is my answer to that problem.  I can now feature news, videos, websites, short films, trailers, opinions and more.

Do you have an article about movies, screenwriting or independent film you’d like to see featured on The Athletic Nerd?  Do you have a film you would like to promote?

Email me at jason@17west.ca immediately!

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