FOR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER LOST SLEEP BECAUSE OF HORRIFYING SCORPION FILLED CHESTS.
I often think about The Boo Box from Steven Spielberg’s Hook. It’s been haunting me for decades now. So let’s talk about it…
First of all, what kind of an idiot admits to doubting his Captain that quickly! Especially when your Captain is Hook! You have to lie if you doubt your captain. Honesty means nothing to the steel handed stingray. Also, why bother showing your face on that ship in the first place? You know he’s going to find out by asking you a simple question. People who get the Boo Box sentence make me sad…
So here are some tips on how to survive The Boo Box.
- Don’t doubt your Captain!
- Once in the boo box, calm down and locate the scorpions. Try not to make too many sudden movements. However, it’s important to keep yelling slightly so they don’t think you’ve read this post and have a foolproof survival method.
- Once you’ve located the scorpions KILL THEM! They are just scorpions! Work quickly because you only have a limited amount of time before people get suspicious.
- Once they are dead, kick the screaming into high gear. You should be in pain. Really sell it.
- Make sure to pinch yourself really hard so there are bite marks.
- Once they open the box you’re on your own. These tips only help you escape death by scorpions. Which is why #7 is the most important tip…
- Don’t doubt your Captain!
This poor pirate didn’t have a chance but he didn’t even put up a fight. He just broke down and cried. It’s unfortunate… I’m still terrified of the boo box.
… Do you think The Boo Box is meant to kill someone or simply punish them?
